Lola,
My dearest,
Please pass on this news that is sure to break Woody's heart.
I have been dating since he left.
Here is a picture of the new man in my life.
As you can see, one does not have to have perfect vision to capture my heart.
Send Woody my regards.
Love,
Pursey
Pursey, I did date Mr. Powers for a little while. He's just so tiny.
ReplyDeleteWell, I should have known you would have gotten there first. About the tiny business, getting there after you paid off. He has had some awesome surgery and he is no longer tiny! As far as his height, his new surgery makes him levitate so who cares.
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