Never mind

Oh, my god, blogger and google ate my old account. I have to go find my photo again, and everything. This is such a disaster, technological stuff, it makes me so crazy. I just don't understand the internets at all. Is there someone who's children I could bear to make this all work right?

Lola, Tell Woody I've Been Dating

Lola,

My dearest,

Please pass on this news that is sure to break Woody's heart.

I have been dating since he left.

Here is a picture of the new man in my life.

As you can see, one does not have to have perfect vision to capture my heart.

Send Woody my regards.

Love,

Pursey

Lola, Please Come Back!

So, a few months back Lola and I mended fences. She is such a great person. She reached out to me and we have vowed never to fight publicly again! So, now that we are friends again, I have reached out to Lola to ask her to co-write on this blog. She is very busy right now, but if she can spare a moment I would like for us all to romp and have fun again. Maybe she could get Woody to come back too. I still love and miss him, but when Lola and I had that big fight, he took her side. He is quite loyal to her. Bite-me-Man can kiss my ass, but if Lola insists, he can come back too!

We're BACK

Oh, Pursey, dearest, you've recreated our site! I'm so relieved. I think Bobby is in prison, however. I've not heard from him forever. And I'm so worried about Woody, he's tried to have Lasik and they keep missing his eyes.