Beautiful Story

Click on the title to read this beautiful story about a real life mermaid. Some things just make you get all tuned-up, and this is one of them.

Christine Newton-John Sentenced for Over Exercising her Frail Husband to Death

Chrisine Newton-John, 41, was caught on tape forcing her frail husband, James Mason, 73, to exercise in a swimming pool until he died. She plead guilty to reckless homicide and was sentenced to 4 years in prison. Yep, 4 measley years for torturing a frail old man to death in the swimming pool at their apartment complex. Mr. Mason tried 43 times to get out of the pool. He was afraid of water, and had a heart condition. Christine continued to pull him by his arms and legs, preventing him from leaving the water, until he had a heart attack. Then she yanked him off of life support. Police suspsicions were aroused because they had investigated other complaints about abuse to Mr. Mason. They found the swimming pool survelliance tape and described it as bone-chilling.

Now, I don't know much about legal issues or killing people, but somehow it sits wrong with me that Christine is only going to languish in prison for 4 years after torturing Mr. Mason to death. How bad of a man could he be? She had known him since she was a little boy. Surely, after all those years of being treated like a son by Mr. Mason, Christine knew his personality by the time she married him in 2006. What the hell kind of retirment benefits did she expect to collect? They lived in an apartment, for the love of Pete. How much money was possibly at stake here. Oh, I no, that is not really the issue, but it does strike at the core of how far a person will go for small financial gain. RIP Mr. Mason.

Never mind

Oh, my god, blogger and google ate my old account. I have to go find my photo again, and everything. This is such a disaster, technological stuff, it makes me so crazy. I just don't understand the internets at all. Is there someone who's children I could bear to make this all work right?

Lola, Tell Woody I've Been Dating

Lola,

My dearest,

Please pass on this news that is sure to break Woody's heart.

I have been dating since he left.

Here is a picture of the new man in my life.

As you can see, one does not have to have perfect vision to capture my heart.

Send Woody my regards.

Love,

Pursey

Lola, Please Come Back!

So, a few months back Lola and I mended fences. She is such a great person. She reached out to me and we have vowed never to fight publicly again! So, now that we are friends again, I have reached out to Lola to ask her to co-write on this blog. She is very busy right now, but if she can spare a moment I would like for us all to romp and have fun again. Maybe she could get Woody to come back too. I still love and miss him, but when Lola and I had that big fight, he took her side. He is quite loyal to her. Bite-me-Man can kiss my ass, but if Lola insists, he can come back too!

We're BACK

Oh, Pursey, dearest, you've recreated our site! I'm so relieved. I think Bobby is in prison, however. I've not heard from him forever. And I'm so worried about Woody, he's tried to have Lasik and they keep missing his eyes.